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Without humour, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
I saw something in the shop window today. It was stunning, sexy, cute, beautiful and adorable. I was supposed to buy it for u until i realised it was my own reflection!
Are we friends or are we not. u told me once but i forgot. Of all the mates i eva met ur the one i won't forget. And if i die before u do i'll go to heaven and wait for u:-)
When i look at the sun i see u, when i look at thr moon i see u, when i look at the sea i see u... Do me a favour get out of my way!
