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There was once a blonde a brunette and a redhead swimming across a river, afer awhile the redhead got tired and turned back, a bit after that and almost quarter the way, the brunette got tired and turned back, which left only the blonde swimming, when the blonde got half way of the river she got tired and turned back!
$500 Porsche...
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought ut was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said. "Can i take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found out the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are u selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me i could have the house and the furniture as long as i sold his Porsche and sent him the money."
Adventures in Disneyland...
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. the signn read: "Disneyland left." So they went home.
Bad Words...
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So raomantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language--things i'd neva heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! you've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, " calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrased, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has made you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..." I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
Why??
Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
